1. I talk fondly of the good old days before Myspace, mobile phones and iPods, when kids were seen and not heard, in spite of the fact that I was not alive in the good old days
2. I’ve taken to talking about bowel movements at the dinner table.
3. I glare at groups of youths and grumble under my breath.
4. I don’t understand Myspace.
5. I repeat myself a lot.
6. I repeat myself a lot.
7. I SPEAK VERY LOUDLY.
8. For some time, I believed that ‘Teenagers’ by My Chemical Romance was sung by Shannon Noll. No, really, I did. Oh, come on, Gerard Way so sounds like Shannon Noll.
9. I regularly remark, “They just don’t make things like they used to.”
10. I don’t like Robert Pattinson. Though perhaps having an awareness of who Robert Pattinson negates me actually being a Senior Citizen.
11. I once had a mobile phone. But I never used it. I don’t know where it is now.
12. I would rather go to Bingo than binge drink at a party. Bingo, it’s like tap dancing, but not really.
13. I regularly use the phrase, “Kids today.”
14. I don’t have highlights, multiple piercings, tattoos, an iPhone, or plans to get any of these. I do, however, have a healthy respect for my elders.
15. I feel a very strong desire to get one of those trolleys that the elderly always have. I want to carry around bread to feed the ducks.
16. I always feel scandalised when they offer a Seniors discount somewhere, and I can’t have it. No one ever believes that I’m really a 70-year-old.
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I have apparently been a senior citizen for a very long time. I don't like MySpace. I think it's creepy that girls (and women) are so smitten with Pattinson in TWILIGHT. I have never, ever understood the point of drinking to (or past) the point of inebriation, and especially cannot understand why anyone would do it more than once.
But, nah, I never quite got the point of Bingo, either.
Haha! I liked 5, 6, 8, 12 (loved the line, "Bingo, it’s like tap dancing, but not really.") and 16. Hilarious! ^_^
LOL! I agree. I've been a little old lady my whole life!
I am pretty much the same way, only I'm 26. I noticed this week that lately I've been getting antsy at 9pm, wanting to go to bed. Regular bedtime: midnight. As if that's not bad enough, I get up at 6am and make myself stay in until 7. 9pm bedtime=OLD! Yuck.
This is hilarious! Hahah!
I always say I'm an old soul stuck on the body of a 16 year old ^^
I know what u feel, when I hear kids that say UGH reading is so boring, why don't you just watch the movie?
I always say.. Kids these days lol
Welcome to my world. Unfortunately, the major technical boom happened when I was a teenager so I'm just this side of without it. Cell phones are the bane of my existence.
HAHA! xP
XD XD XD
Im probably part senior citizen also then. Although for #10, I've heard of grandmas squealing and stalking Robert Patterson in places and in lines etc. Which is extremely creepy.
Great post though. It actually made me laugh out loud. XD
- Alex
Wow, um, some of those I can agree with. :|.
Like, number 5 & 6. And number 12 & 14.
And as for number 8, I actually likes that song. And I do not like Shannon Noll. AT ALL.
Haha, I agree with a few of them!
Especially number 10 =D
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