Things to worry about
- What
if I'm an alien replica and the original human Steph Bowe is in an
underground facility far away being experimented upon by evil forces?
- What
if I am actually not a decent writer at all, and all of my success so far
is an elaborate hoax being coordinated by my family, who are secretly
evil/alien replicas?
- What
if, while I sleep, I have an evil alternate personality who wakes up and
wreaks havoc?
- What
if every dream I have is actually occurring in an alternate reality?
- What
if my dreams are actually occurring to people in this reality?
- What
if I'm already dead and this is just purgatory?
- What
if there is no such thing as death and it's all just an elaborate hoax
created by the elderly because they're sick of us and want to move to a
distant island and drink all the time?
- What
if this entire world is something I have constructed in my mind, and I'm
in a coma in another reality?
- What
if this entire reality is someone else's dream and I've been sucked into
it?
- What
if this entire reality is someone else's dream and I'm just a figment of
their imagination?
- What
if I am a very authentic, advanced, fleshy robot, and at some point
something will be activated in my robot-brain to make me assassinate
someone?
- What
if television is actually aliens controlling our minds?
- What
if all the trillions of bacteria living in my body are tiny aliens,
gathering information about the human body and sending messages home?
- What
if aliens are cataloguing us via Facebook and waiting descend and cull
everyone who writes inane blog posts?
- What
if we've all steadily been replaced by alien replicas, and now there are
no humans left but we don't even know it?
- What
if, every time I write a story, those people actually come into existence
in another reality? Oh my god, all the poor people I've killed to give
other characters depth!
- What if our entire world is the creation of a really terrible writer? Whose world, in turn, is the creation of an even worse writer? What if there are just endless loops of people living in worlds writing stories about people living in other worlds and so on?
- What
if nothing magical or extra-terrestrial exists and everything is real and
God and the afterlife are not and this
is it?
- What if I really am entitled to the millions of dollars Nigerian bankers offer me via email daily?
- Do I
watch too much television?
