- 'nudist teen' - I don't think I ever used the word 'nudist' on this blog, so I don't know how that led here. I am a big fan of clothing.
- 'girls never understand what a boy wants to say' - Those dastardly girls!
- 'glamour senior citizen couples' - I'm not sure about the 'glamour' or 'couples', but the senior citizen thing is basically my greatest post ever.
- 'how do you love someone who is incapable of being happy' - Some of these really depress me. I googled this to see what page this blog comes up on, but then I got sidetracked on 'Sociopath World' and that was interesting. There is someone who is a psychopath in the manuscript I'm rewriting at the moment but someone just being crazy for no reason isn't really excusable in a novel. I'm working on motivation and so forth. I also want to open an amusement park called Sociopath World now.
- 'how to get laid as a teenager' - I don't know? I think whoever clicked over here was disappointed.
- 'cake for writer' - The gloriousness that is this.
- 'teen girl truths' - Truth: People are weird.
- 'do you know me' - No, I don't. Who are you asking? The internet itself? It doesn't have a consciousness, FYI.
- 'relationships are stupid' - This post is the third link when you google 'relationships are stupid', which they apparently do quite frequently. I maintain my stance on the issue.
- 'lazy people' - Of course, when people search for this, I come up. Google doesn't think very highly of me.
If you have a blog, what kind of weird things have people googled that have led them there? (And how does this mysterious Google machine work?)